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I HAD TWELVE BOTTLES
Timothy Lovatt
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I had twelve bottles in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents
of each and every bottle down the sink .... or else!. So I said I would and
proceeded with with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink
with the exception of one glass .... which I drank. I pulled the cork from
the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass, which I
drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky
down the sink, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the fourth bottle down
the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the
bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the
rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
cork down the bottle then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink
and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steaded the house with one hand, counted the
glass, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house
came by, I counted them again until finally, I had all the houses in one
bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluance of incohol but some thinkle peep I am. I'm not
half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish that I do'nt know who is
me and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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